rice.ears

rice.ears-me

melvin timothy
02121990
malaysian
hilltop, st joseph, english college, sstdi, sseaf.

mail me.
IM - mel_ec_lord@hotmail.com
skype - bloomingtony

sketches, redbull vodka, johnnie walker, seed, vans, mini coopers, shoes, slippers, inflicting pain, stickman, music, photography, taz, beach, cam whores, art, bossa nova, michael jackson.
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My girlfriend is so pretty that I can't get over it. Every week I celebrate the alignment of her features by parading a giant photograph of her lovely face around the town center. I've written the words "pretty face" on the picture's border, and drawn an arrow to direct people's attention toward it. It's not bragging, because it's her that's the pretty one, not me. I'm going to parade every week for as long as she lets me be her boyfriend, and probably even longer. Nothing's going to put me off, not even the shouts of "Had her" or "Been there."

Favourite Quotes'

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
~ Albert Einstein ~

"It has become increasingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity."
~ Albert Einstein ~

"Men fed upon carnage, and drinking strong drinks, have all an impoisoned and arid blood which drives them mad in a hundred different ways."
~Voltaire (1694-1778)

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Updates
Sunday, March 18, 2007
5:49 PM

i've got nothing to blog about and i'm such
a lazy fella i don't like to type so as you know
i won't update this blog as often as you want it
to be updated. i've got nothing interested about
my life and even if i have, i'm not gonna share
it with some random moron that reads my blog
anonymously, then wouldn't it be easier for the
private investigator they just have to go read
peoples blog and shake their bum bum in their
air -conditioned office.

i went to vivo the other day and i saw elvin as
in the mediacorp artist, he's not as tall as i thought
he is, he's about the same height as me, boo.
anyway vivo is just plain boredom there's nothing
there oh my tian. and please man oh my tian malaysia
is such a bloody corrupted place i went to the food
court with chen, dennis, matt, and apoon and there's
this bloody lady that came to our table and ask for
donation, we said we're just student and didn't have
money and instead of leaving she pulled a chair from
the other table and sat with us she said; oh y'all chip
in la then you can donate rm 30 edi den im like we
really don't have then she keep pestering la walao
eh bloody dumb bum bum. then to our last resort we
said im sorry we're from spore we don't have malaysia
ringgit and guess what she said, she said oh we
accept sing dollar also then we're like cannot la we
don't have money edi then oh my tian gave her like
20 bucks and she finally left us and she went to every
single table in the foodcourt la so you can practically
imagine how much money did she con in just an hour
haha. stupid con woman.

rice.ears

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